⚔️ Own the Blade That Started It All. The Original Classic. 🚀
Where Legacy Meets Craft. Timeless. Bold. Unstoppable.
The Original Classic is the blade that started it all. First crafted by hand in 1988, lost in a garage for nearly 35 years, and now reborn with a design that honors its roots while cutting through modern expectations like butter. This isn’t just a pizza cutter—it’s a piece of history with an edge.
🌳 Authentic Craftsmanship – A Story in Every Slice
Crafted with premium handles in Black Walnut, Burnt Hickory, and Burnt Cherry, each cutter carries the warmth and character of natural wood. No two are alike—just like the legends who use them.
⏳ Built on History – Redesigned for Today
Born in 1988, rediscovered after 35 years, and refined to perfection. This is a blade with a past, crafted for those who respect tradition but live for the now.
⚡ Precision Performance – Power in Your Hand
A perfectly balanced blade that slices with ease and control. Ergonomic design meets rugged durability, making every cut feel effortless.
✍️ Personalized Legacy – Make It Yours
Every blade is sequentially numbered and custom-engraved, transforming it from a tool into a personal icon. Add your name, mark your moment, and own a piece of the story.
📜 Certified Authenticity – Proven Craftsmanship
Comes with a hand-signed certificate of authenticity, backed by a lifetime guarantee. Because true quality doesn’t expire.
🎁 The Gift of a Lifetime – Literally
Whether it’s for a milestone or just because, the Original Classic is a gift that carries meaning, history, and craftsmanship—wrapped in badass design.
Safety First (Because We Like You in One Piece) Look, we get it—your BADASS Pizza Cutter is ridiculously cool. But let’s be clear: it’s not a toy. This bad boy is still a knife, and knives don’t mess around. So, keep it out of the hands of wild little gremlins who think they’re in a pirate movie. Use it with the same caution and respect you would for anything sharp enough to remind you why band-aids exist. Handle responsibly and keep your fingers where they belong—attached. And when you put it down make sure it’s not going to slide off something and stab the cat or take a toe off your only remaining good foot.
CLEANING (Because Pizza Deserves a Clean Cut) WASH BEFORE FIRST USE – Give your BADASS Pizza Cutter a proper welcome to the kitchen with a simple wash. All you need is a soft kitchen sponge, some dish soap, and warm water—no fancy stuff. 🚫 DO NOT use steel wool unless you want a scratched-up mess. 🚫 DO NOT use the scrubby side of the sponge—seriously, it scratches. 🚫 DO NOT leave it marinating in nasty sink water; it’ll ruin the handles, and nobody wants that.
Your cutter is made from 400-grade stainless steel—basically, borderline alien tech. We’ve put it through a special etching and cleaning process to make it even better, so don’t screw it up! Treat it right, and it’ll be your pizza-slaying partner for life.
CARE (Treat It Like the Legend It Is) 🚫 DO NOT EVER put your BADASS Pizza Cutter in the dishwasher. Seriously. Just don’t. ✔ Always replace the cutting edge guard when you’re done showing off your pizza prowess. Safety first, badassery second.
USE (Cut Like a Pro) This is a two-handed tool, folks. If you’ve handled similar gear before, you’ll catch on quick. For the rest of you:
- Put one hand palm-down on one handle.
- Place the other hand on the opposite handle—doesn’t matter which hand, just pick one.
Same technique applies whether you’ve got the wood handle or the Moto Series—you're welcome for the heads-up.
With your pizza securely on a proper (preferably wooden) cutting surface, press down through the center with confidence. Rock the blade from one side to the other like you own the place. Then, reposition it a few degrees and repeat until you’re satisfied (or until everyone’s impressed).
STORAGE (Let It Be Seen) Concealed storage? Lame. Nobody can admire your BADASS Pizza Cutter if it’s hiding in a drawer. Show it off loud and proud on your countertop or shelf!
Need a stylish way to display it? We've got custom counter stands, wall mounts, and under-cabinet hangers because, let’s be real, this beast deserves a throne. It's bigger than your average cutter and always a conversation starter—whether you're hosting a dinner or just feeling fancy in the kitchen.
Pro Tip: Thinner slices = fewer calories. You’re welcome.
And hey, don’t just slice—show off! Post your mad skills on: 📱 Facebook: facebook.com/badasspizzacutter 📱 Instagram: Tag us for a chance to win a surprise or even your next pizza party on us! #BADASSPizzaCutter
